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TheDarkEnchantress 09-13-2008 09:04 AM

Those are greats pics Chrono. I especially love the last one, very much "Dont fuck with me" Kind of look.

massacre man 09-13-2008 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 729279)
You should use her to pick up chicks. Or spy on them. ;)

Should?

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ChronoGrl 09-13-2008 03:52 PM

MM- I KNEW you had an agenda. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDarkEnchantress (Post 729769)
Those are greats pics Chrono. I especially love the last one, very much "Dont fuck with me" Kind of look.

Thanks!

Now, WHERE'S MAH BUNNY PIC? :p

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(and, YES, I am going to continue to pester you until you post it... I SERIOUSLY was obsessed with giant bunnies for a while - The boyfriend won't let me get one, though. Where did you get her?).

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It actually took a while to capture those damn shots... Unfortunately the camera wasn't made for action shots.

This is another one of my favorites... Looks like she's a little contortionist.

http://inlinethumb26.webshots.com/42...500x500Q85.jpg

TheDarkEnchantress 09-13-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 729842)
MM- I KNEW you had an agenda. ;)





Thanks!

Now, WHERE'S MAH BUNNY PIC? :p

...

(and, YES, I am going to continue to pester you until you post it... I SERIOUSLY was obsessed with giant bunnies for a while - The boyfriend won't let me get one, though. Where did you get her?).

...

It actually took a while to capture those damn shots... Unfortunately the camera wasn't made for action shots.

This is another one of my favorites... Looks like she's a little contortionist.

http://inlinethumb26.webshots.com/42...500x500Q85.jpg

My uncle gave me one of his baby rabbits (his is bigger than mine) and I think she is just fat not really giant.

Marley's Ghost 09-13-2008 08:53 PM

I Have No Pets In The Afterlife
In This Place They Are Taboo
God Keeps A Tidy Home
On The Rugs He Doesn't Want Poo

Papillon Noir 09-22-2008 09:39 AM

Somebody sent this to me, I thought some of you who are pets owners would get a kick out of this :p :

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary...



Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitate d a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage..

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously insane.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.........

ferretchucker 09-22-2008 12:09 PM

Now that was funny. SO TRUE!

Nice one Paps.

hammerfan 09-22-2008 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 729842)
MM- I KNEW you had an agenda. ;)



Thanks!

Now, WHERE'S MAH BUNNY PIC? :p

...

(and, YES, I am going to continue to pester you until you post it... I SERIOUSLY was obsessed with giant bunnies for a while - The boyfriend won't let me get one, though. Where did you get her?).

...

It actually took a while to capture those damn shots... Unfortunately the camera wasn't made for action shots.

This is another one of my favorites... Looks like she's a little contortionist.

http://inlinethumb26.webshots.com/42...500x500Q85.jpg


Looks like she's doing yoga or tai chi! :D

hellfire1 09-22-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papillon Noir (Post 732170)
Somebody sent this to me, I thought some of you who are pets owners would get a kick out of this :p :

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary...



Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitate d a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage..

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously insane.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.........




That was hilarious! I always assume that the devil spawn that is our cat thinks the same thing.

ChronoGrl 09-22-2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 732275)
Now that was funny. SO TRUE!

Nice one Paps.

Dude. Can we come up with a better nickname? The girls will understand. :p


That was a good one, Noir.


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