Ooooh, see, I thought it was lemon Pez

Fine, don't respond. I guess I'll just stay here and bug the fuck out of people, I seem to be good at it. Hey, wait, can I be the official people buggerer? I could stand at the gates and if they pass me without committing suicide first, then they can see your royal highness. Of course they might be a bit edgey, but it will prove they are worthy of your time and effort to speak to them if they get past me.

didn't see your response. If for any reason Haunted fails or relinquishes her duties, you can be the new vice president in charge of bugging people

What's my job?

Tell you what, Mona, when S, has me on :ahem: "special assignment" or I'm taking a memo for Rayne, you can take over bugging the shit out of people. I'll leave you a book of prank calls, world leaders' tele phone numbers, email addresses, innapropriate jokes to send to the Southern Baptist Convention, the Vatican, various and sundry Mosques (complete with pictures of the Prophet), major covens (i.e. The Covenant of Isis) and so on. I'll also leave a list of unimportant news conferences and the times of television shows with highest ratings and major sporting events so you'll know exactly when to interupt and exactly how much time to take up. Do not disturb The Simpsons for any reason.

Sounds good to me. We can tag-team bugging the shit out of people, so it's never a job that goes undone! I think it's an important role, given that there are so many stupid people out there and we don't want their kind in our kingdom.

LMFAO....Oh man...That made me laugh SOOO hard....Have you any idea what the word 'buggery' means?....If not, look it up so that you can laugh YOUR ass off, too...Then decide if ya still want the job...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Actually yes I do know what it means, I was wondering if anyone would catch that. :p

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You got me good on that one:D

Good catch though! ;) That's why I said buggerer instead of bugger.

My ex boyfriend was from Yorkshire. He informed me as to what "to bugger" someone meant. I was like, "You're joking?" He said, "Now you know why a hedgehog can never be buggered."

Now I can tell family members to bugger off, and get away with it.

Ah....Luke. We were going to write the English to English Dictionary. I miss him.:(

Yes, I have said "bugger off" to people before and they just kind of look at me like "whatever" and they have no idea what I just told them to do. I've even said that to one of the spammers on here before. I love it when I can insult people and they have no clue as to how badly I just insulted them. Not you STE, I still want to be the official buggerer for you. :)

I don't know what this means, but it sounds like something I might want to do to you.

Am I correct?

:confused:

To bugger is to practice sodomy. Although I did a little light research on the word, and to "bugger off" in British slang means to go away and leave me alone. Not as bad as I thought I was insulting someone, but still appropriate none the less.

No, you're right. Luke told me that it means to ass fuck someone. It's not particularly used in that context unless you're Nanny Ogg. (She's one of my heroines:) )

speaking of TV, who wants to be the congressional secretary in charge of recording 24 for me? It includes a DVD recorder and a steady supply of blank DVDs for as long as you're recording 24 for me.

Imperial Bump

Thanks. I was worried for a momment. Didn't know if it was my place to bump or not. Let's unassumingly bomb someone. Won't that be fun?

bombing costs money. I'm officially putting all surplus war funds into getting Welcome Back Kotter on a proper DVD set

um...I know it's not my place, but can I request that we not watch that during kinky pirate sex. I've really tried, but I just can't see John Travolta in the same way, since he's gone all Grand-Poo-ba of Scientology.

Speaking of which, are you going to do something about that, like tax them and misappropriate their funds into building a private amusement park or somthing? Maybe declare a Make Fun of Scientologists national holiday?

I'm going to deny them tax exempt status and put them on the federal list of recognized cults

Can we add Mormons to that list? I was given a Book of Mormon by an acquaitance (sp?) - I just can't wrap my brain around some of the things they believe!

That's because they too are fucking insane (Pardon my French, hammerfan).

No, Mormons can keep their tax-exempt status. The worst they do is come to your door and ask if you wanna be a Mormon.

I have used that word - mainly when I'm really really pissed! No pardon needed! :D

speaking of which, I hereby pardon anybody who has been arrested for downloading music or movies. But NOT the ones who were selling the copied music or (especially) movies.

A bumb in the name of the Emperor of the United States.

first prize!

What do I get? ;)

a gift certificate good at either Red Lobster or Olive Garden

Are you serious?

I think it might be expired, though

No cat-o-nine tails? No allowing me to pull the switch on some body? No piratey...? No...? Shit.

fine, fine, get the pirate getup on and go switch some folks