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HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES:
Fuck your mother. Fuck your sister. Fuck your grandmother. And most of all... fuck you! . EVIL DEAD: Join us! . We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep. We-ahhahahahaha |
WOW very intersting I use to say the exact same thing when I was 18 years old back in 1979.
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Singing:
"...Make me a sergeant an' charge the booze...make me a sergeant an' charge the booze!" d'ya know where this one came from? Anyone? Anyone? :D |
"Good....Bad....I'm the one with the gun."
-Ash, Army of Darkness |
Shaun Of The Dead
You've got red on you. |
Full Metal Jacket:
"You climb like old people fuck!" "Dont fall, private Pile, that would break my fucking heart!" "Private pile, your ass looks like 200 lbs of chewed bubblegum." "Shit, your funny. i like you. Hell, i may even let you fuck my sister!" R. Lee Ermey just so fucking rocks.... |
The Quote Thread
Ok here are the rules:
No personal thoughts on anything, just quotes from movies. This first thread should be the only one with an actual thought that isn't a quote. Post favorite quotes or just ones you hear and like, or feel like saying. |
"Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."
-Patrick Bateman American Psycho |
My all time fav:
'But...it worked in the MOVIE!' Freddy From Return of the Living Dead |
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
-Taggart Blazing Saddles |
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Same movie: They keep coming and going and going and coming.. ich...whadda headache (I think this is the way it went) Madeline Kahn |
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"Right girls?" Hahaha what a fuckin' great movie...one of my favs. OK, game on: "Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. you didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!" -Jack Torrence The Shining (That's my all time favorite quote) |
Brazil
Sam: You don't exist anymore. I've killed you. (He shows her the paperwork for her "death".) Jill Layton is dead. Jill: Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm? |
I can smell your cunt.
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Chief Brody - Jaws |
"We only know what we're told, and that's little enough, and for all we know it isn't even true."
-Guildenstern, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" |
Dennis Hopper vs Christopher Walken, The Sicilian conversation in True Romance.
sorry ain t got time to type it all out! |
"Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles"
- Bob (Matt Dillion) in Drugstore Cowboy |
Seriously, I can smell it.
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Blazin' Saddles again
'Mungo only pawn, in game of life' |
The Naked Gun
'When i see a bunch of weirdo's in toga's stabbing a guy to death in front hundreds of people, i shoot the bastards thats my policy' |
"Can you count, suckas ?"
The Warriors |
Will Farrell as Harry Carey
"Hey! If the moon were made of cream cheese,would you eat it then? I know I would." |
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caw caw..tooky tooky..
don't worry about the alien..shoot him instead! |
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Evolution with David Duchovny
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From the same film
"I want some ice cream" "What flavour?" "Doesn't matter, its for my ass" |
Steel Magnolias
'I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.' -Julia Roberts character 'In a good shoe,I wear a size 6,but a 7 feels so good,I buy a size 8.' 'Time marches on,and sooner or later you realize it's marchin' across your face.' -Dolly Parton character |
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" dig him up does he think I am a farthead?" Friday the 13th part 6 |
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"I'm not crazy Melin. I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years" |
There are 3 types of people. Dicks Pussies and assholes. Pussies just wanna get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it thru. But assholes they just wanna shit all over everything.
Pussies get mad at dicks sometimes cos pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes and if they didn't fuck the assholes you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! Some very deep and philisophical musings from the Team America World Police |
Office Space
Milton: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... Hell, everything Milton says is awesome. Lumberg: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Screw it...every quote in that movie is hilarious:D |
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"You've got the face of an angel. What's your cunt taste like?" "Heaven." -Closer |
Goldfinger - Fat Bastard: You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
Dirty Work has a lot for me, I love Norm Mitch: Bet you didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes! Bearded Lady: Honey, you ever have a chick with a beard before? Mitch: Ha. ha. Can't say that I have there, bearded broad. Bearded Lady: Well then, sugar, you haven't lived. Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live. Too many more from that movie, love it! |
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I got this quote SO WRONG. "Hey,we all know the moon is not made of cheese,but if it were made of ribs....would ya eat it then? It's a simple question..If the moon were made of ribs-would ya eat it? I know I would." |
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thanks alky:) |
'If he were an ice cream flavour, he'd be prailine..........and dick!'
Garth in Waynes world |
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